This round is for men who fought for Uncle Sam, not spent the war hiding in their Uncle Sam's house. Leo: Actually, I like to buy you a drink.
I'm impressed From one veteran to another, I'd like to buy you a drink.
I forget what it was called, but it was shaped like a purple heart. Bob: Really?! Veteran: Didn't you get a medal for that? Leo: Yeah. Veteran: Leo here drove his truck right into a German tank formation and rescued an entire platoon. Veteran: You gotta tell 'm! Leo: All right. Veteran: Just drive a supply truck?! Leo, did you tell them what you did? Leo: Nah. Red: So Leo, what exactly did you do in the war? I mean, just besides drive a supply truck. Red: "We"? Bob: I spent all my money on this costume.
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We should be the ones over there getting free drinks. Bob: Red, this was supposed to be your special night. I don't know whether to like him a little more or like myself a little less. Don Knotts: Okay, you perverts, stop it right now! Fruit salad again? Why can't they ever be having sex? Long Away Red: I can't believe Leo is a veteran. Jackie: Ooh, aren't they nice and firm? Fez: Yeah, here grab my banana. Want me to go get them?įez: First, let me grab your melons.
Kelso: I'm not leaving til tomorrow! And you were crying! BURN! Stone Cold Crazy Donna: I want to send Eric some sexy photos. Fez: My beautiful tormentor! Hyde: This sucks. And you know what? No matter where I live, I will love you guys forever. Like, being down here, I've had, like, the best time of my life. Guess this is goodbye.Man, I'm gonna miss this. Flailing around in circles screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!" Kelso: Well. I always imagined our last moment together would be me.watching you strapped to a homemade rocket. I will always be here, trying to grab your boob. Oh! Now I get why we call it a circle! THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME!ĭonna: Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. Misfire Kelso: I can't believe it's our last circle before I go. What says "congratulations on your wedding and I want to nail your wife"? Kelso: Oooooooh we should get him one of those big electric knives! Those suckers will cut right through your hand. Donna: Jackie! Jackie: Get off me! What the hell is a "boobs out"? AAARRGGHHHH!!!! You're My Best Friend Kelso: I still can't believe our little Hyde went off and married a Las Vegas stripper. And if you're too stupid to see that, then I feel sorry for you! 'Cause if anyone should be the center of attention here, it's me. Jackie: Ah come back here! Nobody ignores Jerky Backhart! I am adorable! I am engaging and I'm DAMN likeable. What did I do? Red: You married a Las Vegas stripper. And so they renamed it the Charlie Richardson Memorial Water Tower. It's not like anyone ever died falling off the water tower. You know It's like the first day of the rest of my life! WHOOHOO! Fez: THE BEER! Donna: That was a pretty awkward landing.I hope he's okay. Charlie: Ah thanks guys, it feels so good to finally belong to something. Kelso: How much do we love this guy? Fez: He's a prince! Donna: Charlie, it is so awesome hanging out with you. 17 Crazy Little Thing Called Love īohemian Rhapsody Red: What do you have to say for yourself? Kitty: I'M STARVING!.